Quasi (or, “If You Don’t Have A Junk Drawer”)

Monday’s post introduced the junk drawer as a structural feature of any well-designed classification system — not a failure to be corrected, but a load-bearing component. It offered a typology: the lost key, which is in the drawer because it is waiting on information that hasn’t arrived yet, and the screwdriver, which is in the … Read more

USPS Provides Priority Handling — But Whose Priorities?

Yesterday’s post was about junk drawers — about what happens when you ask a classification system to sort an unruly world in real time, and about the organizational costs of pretending the system is tidier than it is. I had barely finished writing it when I came across a news story from two weeks ago … Read more

The Junk Drawer

Every home and office has one. You know which drawer I mean — the one with the takeout menus and the dead batteries and the rubber band that used to hold something together and the key that opens something, somewhere, you just can’t remember what. It is not a disorganized drawer. It is a perfectly … Read more

Dispatches from the Underground: April 10, 2026

A week that started with three posts on prediction markets and ended with a ceasefire that may or may not be one. Plus: a poll you took, a court hearing nobody is watching, and a new series beginning next week that Ed. did not see coming. In the News Total and Complete Victory (Fragile Truce … Read more

What You Call It Is What It Is

This is the third of three posts this week on prediction markets. Monday was about information — the signal that travels before the message. Wednesday was about jurisdiction — the classification question that reproduces itself at every level you try to answer it. Today is about something prior to both: whether the classification of a … Read more

Getting the Song Backwards (Or, AI := -1 * Goodhart * Bayes)

Naked Capitalism linked to Tuesday’s post, which brought some welcome new readers to this blog. For those arriving fresh: welcome, and this post is a good place to start — it’s the second in a series, but it’s written to stand on its own. In the last post, I wrote about work that Maggie and … Read more

Who Classifies the Classifier?

This is the second of three posts this week on prediction markets. Monday’s post was about information — specifically, about what kind of signal moves through a prediction market before an official announcement arrives. Today’s is about jurisdiction. Friday’s will be about something more fundamental than either. On April 3, a federal judge in Arizona … Read more

Pick One from Three (All Three Numbers Are Correct)

Last week’s post ended with a theorem. This one starts with a dashboard. The theorem — Arrow’s impossibility result, applied to the aggregation problem that Simpson’s paradox creates — is on the record in All Measurements Are Local if you want it. The short version: when subgroup results conflict with each other and with the … Read more

This Isn’t Cheap Talk

This is the first of three posts this week on prediction markets. They can be read independently, but they build. Today’s question is about information. Wednesday’s is about jurisdiction. Friday’s is about ontology, which sounds worse than it is. Start with a fact pattern. In the weeks surrounding the Iran nuclear negotiations, large futures positions … Read more

Dispatches from the Underground: April 3, 2026

Three items this week — all of them, in one way or another, about instruments that outlived their justifications. In the News The Toll Booth That Replaced the Threat Last week I noted that Trump’s serial extensions of the Strait of Hormuz deadline were doing something structurally distinct from simply moving the goalposts: each revision … Read more